Sarcasm is like a blessing for most of us as it gives us a way to kill stupids with the words because, to be honest killing them with a knife is too mainstream and jail time is too expensive as they charge a lot of money for bail (and no one looks good in jail clothes). So most of the stupid things come while having a conversation so here are some situations you might have encountered in past or most likely to encounter in future, here are some replies:
As conversation starts you like a good person as “ how are you?’’ but some idiot replies “Zinda hun”, when I get this reply I seriously get an instant urge to kill that person but then I remember jail time is too expensive, anyways if you get this reply next time you can reply “ Oh! Congratulations on your achievement, do you want to get a ride on an elephant or under the elephant someday in the parade.’’
When you are seriously stressed about something and someone comes up and as “Are you serious?’’Reply “No, I like getting stressed about things that I have no personal connection with like Jennifer and Brad Pitt’s divorce.”
When someone knows you are single and you are not dating anyone but they come up to you and say “how are you surviving without dating anyone?” reply “the same way you are surviving without a brain.’’ While you hear this question just remember they had a sudden urge to prove how stupid they can be.
Clearly, everyone can see you are angry, and someone comes like a cherry on top and say “Are you angry? Because you look like you are’’ reply “ No, I am just replicating a volcano, wanna get burn”
Seriously, sometimes we think like, is there any course people take up to be stupid or is it just they are blessed with this type of talent. If there is a course then that institute owner must have become a millionaire.
Article By: Arpita