Bollywood Replies

Since childhood, we have been reciting some iconic dialogues like “Jaa Simran Jaa, jeele apni zindagi” “Saara shaher mujhe LION ke naam se jaanta hai” and many more. No family gathering or a party is complete without some dramatic acting by our Chulbul Pandey of the house. But have you thought that what would happen if these iconic scenes ended with a Muhfatt Character (one who speaks anything without thinking)? Lets us spread the wings of our imagination and see what would be the replies given by such character.

  1. Thakur“Yeh Haath humko de de Thakur”
    ” Haan de de ek kaam kr mere bhi lele aur octopus ban jaa”
  2. Veeru“Basanti inn kutton ke saamne mat nachna”
    “Haan kyuki kutton ko gaana aur naach dono hi smjh hi nhi aana”
  3. Kuch Kuch Hota Hai“Tussi Jaa rahe ho”
    “Te dafa ho jaao, bs jaande waqt darwaza band kr de jaana”
    4. Beta Tumse Na Ho Paayega“Beta tumse na ho paayega”
    ” Toh Chacha tum kr lo”
    5.Sholay “Kutte mein tera khoon peejaauga”
    “Kaahe paani ka kami hai ka tumhre ilaka mein”
    6. Deewar“Mere pass MAA hai”
    “Mere pass MAMA hai”
    7. Gabbar“Arrey o sambha, Kitnne admi the?”
    “kyu tune parsad vandna (वंडना) hai”8. Don” Don ka intezaar toh 12 mulko ki police kr rahi hai”
    ” aur Maallya ka INDIA”
    9.Mogambo“Mogambo khush hua”
    “toh kya naache????”
    10. Khamosh“Khamoossssshhhhhhhh”
    “Kuch bolne toh de pehele…”
    11.Shahensha“Riste me toh hum tumhare baap lagte hai, naam hai Shahenshah”
    ” Papa paise…”
    12.Kareena Kapoor Khan” Mein apni favourite hoon”
    “bhen tujhe aur koi pasand bhi nhi krta”
    13. Devdas“Jahan ‘kh’ se khush hokar jeena chahiye wahan ‘kh’ se itne khamosh baithe ho, arre ‘kh’ se itne khoye khoye ho, ki pata hi nahi chalta ki aap ghar pe ho”
    ” chacha tum ‘ch’ se chup ho jaao varna ‘p’ se pitogye ”
    14.Fanaa
    “Tere dil mein meri saanson ko panhaa mill jaaye, tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye”
    ” aur tu jaldi se dafaa ho jaaye”

These were some iconic dialogues that were brought to you with some twisted Muhfatt replies. Hope you enjoyed it!

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Article By: Arpita

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