Often when we are hanging out with our friends in a cafe or bar there would be someone who would try to ask you out by using a pickup line. So when they ask you our either you say or you end up making an excuse. If you end up making an excuse that might work sometime and not the other time so when you really want to say no to the person try being savage. Here are some savage comebacks for you:
If someone asks you can I get you a drink so reply either “I just stopped drinking” or say “I didn’t know you were a bartender here.”
When they ask you what are you doing this weekend, reply “I am going to jail, wanna join.”
When they try to be to act cool and they tell don’t be shy ask me out Just reply “ umm well I am glad you gave me this opportunity so will you just get out”
When they say I think I can make you happy then ask “why? Are you turning into a cartoon character”
The famous line that is used to flatter someone ” where have you been all my life” well you can reply with “hiding from you in a better place”
If someone tries to be SRK from DDLJ and use the “meine tumhe pehele bhi kahin dekha hai” just say “I don’t work in a mental hospital”
Your savage replies might make them hate you actually they will hate you but they would definitely save you from a terrible unwanted date.
Article By: Arpita