Stuck in a relationship and wanna come out of it? Big question, HOW???? Certainly, we all might have heard some typical break-up lines like, it is not you it’s me, I don’t love you anymore, we can be friends, I am still there for you…BLAH BLAH BLAH… okay so I am here to help you have a break up in a somewhat attrangi way!!
- Ask Question
When you guys are on a date and sitting in comfortable ac cafe just have a confused face and say “ Is it hot here or this relationship is suffocating me?’’
Suprise Them With A Poem
(you might get this reaction)
We know we all like surprises so this you can surprise you bae with a short poem like
“ Roses are red
Violets are blue
Garbage is dumped
So are you”
For Mr./Ms. Perfect
If your partner is a perfectionist then my friend just say
“ you are perfect in every way, but I hate perfect.”
- Fat Guy Example
while holding their hand just say “ you know what honey, our relationship is like a fat guy, it is not working.”
- The Classic Knock Knock Joke
Well using classic knock-knock joke is not at all bad
“ you: knock knock!
Them: who’s there?
Them: you’re who?
You: You’re single.”
- Be Harry Potter
Who doesn’t want to be a wizard so here is your chance.
Ask them sweetie wanna see magic and when they say yes you do your trick say woof you are single.
- Be Sarcastic
You: your ex-was so attractive
You: Me bye!!
Guys just for safety when trying any of these just run after that because they might cry or want to kill you so run if you don’t want to get in the trap again. Also, have something in your self-defense because possibilities are there that they might throw whatever comes in their hand.
Article By: Arpita