You know we all have something that is our most loyal hatred for Monday morning, it like if you give options to some that what you hate most a) their ex b) their irritating relatives or c) Monday morning? I think 90% of people would choose Monday morning. It’s also valid to hate like who likes to work after having a fantastic dramatic weekend.
In Hindi, Monday is called Somvar but it, in reality, it Som-War, because you always fight a war between sleeping like a baby and fulfilling your desires and adult responsibilities. To be honest, to fulfill desires and responsibilities you need the money and to earn money you have to get out of the bed. So enough of criticizing Monday morning now let us focus on some Monday rituals which we unconsciously follow ( even God’s angels came down and said don’t follow we would not listen to them also)
In spite of setting alarms an hour early we somehow still manage to get late. If our alarm clocks could speak they would definitely say “dekh hum dono ko pta hai tune subha time se nhi uthna toh tu bekkar mein kyu itni jldi ka alarm set kr raha hai!”
- Missing breakfast
The day you have breakfast on Monday morning you will realize that you have reached the utter level of maturity and you are full grown up man/woman. I am saying this because I never had breakfast because of point one always late.
- Missing socks
Finding both feet sock’s at one place is no less than a miracle! In my case, I either find one sock in my cupboard and another one under the pile of my clothes which are either to be washed or are washed already.
In hurry, we almost bump into either living beings or non-living things. This results that either we spill our coffee on our outfit or on the floor. If our coffee could speak like in Disney movies they would also say “ I am waiting for you to spill me, because I know this human!”
(this is how your armpits feel after goofing up with sprays!!)
This is for those who use Deo’s and Hairspray plus they keep them in one place. When you are barely awake and still in the mood to sleep chances are you can use your hairspray as deo and vice versa. Well, deo will not affect you much but when hairspray will burn your armpits you will surely be awake that too without coffee.
So, guys, these were some crazy yet mandatory Monday rituals we somehow manage to follow with full unwanted dedication. In comments, you can tell us your Monday rituals.
Article By: Arpita